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Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
-Leonard Cohen, Anthem

My To-Do List Before I'm Dead/Crazy
1. Learn to play the freakin' guitar already. And drums. 
2. Try black truffles.
3. Meet Oprah and thank her.
4. Go white water rafting again. Maybe a girlfriend getaway.
5. Visit New York City for a week.
6. Build a self-sustaining healthy house on a plot of land large enough to have a big, gorgeous dog that never poops close to home, some sheep, a big garden, and fruit trees but close enough to other people that if someone came to murder us, there would be people to hear the gunshots. 
7. Publish a work of mostly fiction. Change the names and details of people I know such that they really have no idea I'm writing about them, the fools.
8. Go to art school.
9. Own a log cabin on a lake where you're allowed to shoot people if they seadoo. Two sports in one: Cottaging and Target Practice.
10. Compost with worms.
11. Finish knitting Montana's baby blanket.
12. Travel Europe and Russia.
13. Throw a neighborhood carnival block party, raising money for a family in need or other worthy cause.
14. Somehow make international adoption easier. Get airlines to give free airfare to people who are picking up their international adoptive children.
15. Learn pottery.
16. Visit Chicago Institute of Art.
17. Get all my body hair lasered off. Celebrate with a naked stroll in a park.
18. Learn to really sing.
19. Go scuba diving somewhere really colourful and take photos. 
20. Go horseback riding again.
21. Make pesto from scratch.
22. Make a stuffed salmon encased in pastry that's cut to look like a salmon.
23. Learn to really, properly swim.
24. Have an all-girlfriend canoeing-camping trip with someone who can play guitar. Woman with the longest leg hair the next day doesn't have to paddle back.
25. Memorise all the best Scrabble words and tactics.
26. See May Erlewine and Seth Bernard again live.
27. Read the Harry Potter series.
28. Develop all my online photos with journaling comments.
29. Ride in a gondola in Venice.
30. Grow peonies.
31. Learn to can my own fruits and veggies and then actually do it.
32. Visit Vancouver.
33. Have Garrison Keillor read one of my poems on The Writer's Almanac.
34. Roll down grassy green hills in Ireland. Fall in love with some rogueish Irishman with that accent. 
35. Catch some fireflies again. Then let them go.
36. Catch some frogs. Then let them go.
37. Get my braces off. Celebrate by rubbing bread and carrots and salmon all over my teeth.
38. Get into really fantastic shape. Feel strong and healthy.
39. Become buddies with Julia Roberts Jennifer Garner. We would totally mesh.
40. Be in a flash mob.
41. Write a song and sing it/play it on the guitar.
42. Be in the chorus of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
43. Finish reading War and Peace.
44. Read The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens.
45. Invent something awesome and sell it like crazy from a website.
46. Learn to cook Indian food as well as our local restaurant does.
47. See a ghost or an angel. Anyone from another realm will do.
48. See Prairie Home Companion live.
49. See Jack Johnson play live.
50. See Cathy achieve her dreams, however that happens.
51. Be so rich that I can give away money to people who need it.
52. Buy a much nicer camera.
53. Re-learn to play piano.
54. See Les Miserables live.
55. Learn Photoshop.
56. Get a book deal.
57. Make a really nice, large abstract quilt.
58. Visit the Great Wall of China and leave my name on it somewhere.
59. Become fluent in French.
60. Learn basic Italian.
61. Become fluent in sign language.
62. Become a pretty good chess player.
63. Have my own photo exhibit in a gallery.
64. Remember history studied and study more.
65. Become more charitable in my heart.
66. Have an Etsy store.
67. Visit London, bump into Jude Law and have him quickly fall in love with me.
68. Design my own house blueprints. Or build a treehouse or hobbit house.
69. Teach Daisy to read and watch her silently devour books.
70. Teach Lulu to read.
71. Take a hot air balloon ride.
72. Be in a musical/play with Daisy.
73. Make healthy cookies I actually love. For my grandkids.
74. Learn how to breakdance. Or at least do that move where you support your body just on your hands tucked under your belly? That move.
75. Hold a hand stand for at least five seconds.
78. Do a backflip. With a belt on. Tied to the ceiling.
79. Hear James Taylor play live.
80. Become a Big Sister.
81. Be able to roll in a kayak.
82. Adopt some older children when my kids are older or be a foster parent.
83. Have some of my poetry published. Under a different name.
84. Do a month-long vacation with Joelle in the UK.
85. Have a butler's pantry right off my kitchen and have it extremely organized at all times.
86. See Swan Lake performed.
87. Raise my children to be happy, nonjudgmental, kind, creative, humble, open-minded, critical thinkers.
88. Own "Hay" perfume from Santa Maria Novella perfumeria.
89. Swim in an Italian grotto.
90. Host a dinner under a large canopy-like tree, with candle lanterns.
91. Be able to do one pull-up.
92. Eat some freshly shucked oysters I've dug, out east.
93. See my sister happy and well-off in Victoria, B.C. 
94. Meet my all of my virtual friends.
95. Teach my girls hand clapping games.
96. Sleep in a hammock in Hawaii with mellow island beat music playing and with the waves splashing in the background.
97. Go seashell hunting.
98. Visit Boston in the Fall. 
99. Go up the Eiffel Tower.
100. Get Lasik eye surgery.
101. Get new tortoise shell glasses I love in the meantime.
102. Learn to juggle.
105. Get a degree in something I'm sure I'll decide on and stick with at some point.
106. Rock grad school some place awesome. Be paid to go. 
107. Get a PhD, presumably in something Englishy but maybe in Theology. Or Philosophy if I can figure out how to do that without going insane.
108. Figure out a convenient and inexpensive way to have Joelle be my laundress. In return, I will untangle anything that needs untangling and offer editing services. 
109. Own a flower shop?
110. Find Murray Clark, my fifth grade teacher from River View Public School in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, and let him know how much he blessed my life.
111. Speak at TED.
112. Learn to ride a unicycle.
113. Find and marry The Love of My Life (Matthew Rhys?).
114. Have all my closest friends at both my ceremony and reception. Have an awesome paper flower bouquet that my friends have made for me (and make bouquets for them), and otherwise handmade reception, with yummy food, music he and I have chosen together (no stupid DJs), guitarists playing prior to the reception, with lovely little surprises.
115. Participate in a hip hop number on stage. 
116. Be anywhere in the Fall where I can see red maple leafs again, collect and press them, and then make a Martha Stewart-idea frame thing with the leaves. 
117. Throw fantastic Sweet Sixteen birthday parties for my daughters.
118. Learn to drive stick shift
119. Race a race car along a track. 
120. Do karaoke. Maybe "Thunder Road" by Springsteen. Or "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meatloaf with Joelle.
121. Do a stand-up comedy routine. 
122. Finish my book of subversive children's poems. Have it published.
123. Make a multicoloured snow sculpture for the kids' front yard. 
124. Learn to waterski. 
125. Try squid ink in a pasta recipe. 
126. Make a really indulgent cheesecake for the people I love the most and serve it to them at once.
127. Embroider something awesome. 
128. Own a collection of beautiful handmade nativities. 
129. Visit St. Peter's, Santa Margherita in Cortona, the Duomo, the Louvre, and Westminster Abby again and actually be able to go inside this time
130. Attend La Tomatina in Spain.
131. Write two plays and have them performed: one comedy, one drama. 
132. Have someone cool perform a song I've written. (That guy in the art wing of my school doesn't count.)
133. Find a really fabulous red lipstick that doesn't turn pink and doesn't make my teeth look [more] yellow.
134. Parasail.
135. Take TLoML to Cortona, Italy and live there a while.
136. Visit Pompeii.
137. Make love in a field under the stars. 
138. See an animal be born. 
139. See a baby be born. 
140. Learn to belly dance.
141. Write a "little instruction book" for my children. 
142. Set up a soapy slip 'n' slide with my kids. 
143. Make a fairy house with my girls like this one
143. Go to a drive-in movie.
144. Be a part of a protest that changes the outcome of something.
145. Have a picnic/snack in a cave behind a waterfall.
146. Catch a fish and eat it.
147. Take kickboxing classes.
148. Get more politically involved in my own country. 
149. Find something to do with my engagement ring. (Anyone want to buy it?)
150. Be a redhead for a while
151. Own a gourmet luncheon/deli place specialising in incredible sandwiches?
152. Make some etchings.
153. Conduct a social experiment of some kind.
154. Own a really great buttery leather jacket.
155. Milk an animal.
156. Attend a lantern festival such as this one.
157. Do really artsy portraits of people.
158. Live a long, healthy life with my brainy, funny, creative, sexy spouse.
159. Walk the Camino de Santiago.
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Thursday
Sep152011

A happy announcement

Finally, after months of waiting, I can share with you some happy news: A new anthology of poetry from Mormon poets is being published, and I am in it! And after reading some of the bios of the other poets—Pushcart Prize winners and professors and such—I am quite flabberghasted (and frankly, suspicious) that I was included. Not only included, but five of my poems included, the most that could be included by any one poet in the collection. (But maybe most people have five in there, I don't know.) 

After months of delay, it is being released on my best friend's birthday: October 1st. It is available for pre-order and I hope you will consider supporting not only me, but the literary arts. CLICK HERE TO ORDER.

Poetry is not really a career for people. Even the best Canadian poets are not really poets by career; they are professors and poets, or songwriters and poets, or writers and poets, etc. Poetry is something one does because one has to; it's like sex—a release, an act of reverence toward something, a way to communicate and bond oneself to something or someone. It's the most beautiful form of writing, in my opinion, the most transcendent. It's all over the place and there are no rules: just how I like things. Poetry is where the soul of humanity gets documented—not the polished bits but the truths from our subconscious selves, the meaty secrets, the shame, the fantasies, the parts which define us as different from the people next to us and yet the same. 

Susan Elizabeth Howe, poet and author of the book's foward, said:

Poets take matter (language, emotion, thought, experience) and make of that matter a new creation, a work of art that did not exist before the poet organized it, a work that has the potential (each poet hopes) to nourish—to make readers see what they did not see before, to offer insight, to create empathy, to provoke thought, or to express beauty, soundness, depth. To offer abundance in place of scarcity.

So, when you support poetry, you support the gifting of innermost selves and high art. You support something that people do just for the love of it. Shouldn't we encourage more of that? 

Eric Jepson, Peculiar Pages' founder, said: "Fire in the Pasture is, let’s face it, a major landmark boundary-disrupting game-defining historic unmissable mustread book. And that’s if I’m being modest...."

Don't be intimidated. Much modern poetry is quite approachable and accessible. If you don't get every line, every bit of symbolism, every intended (or unintended) possible interpretation, that's okay. There will be something here that you'll want to re-read, something seductive or inspiring or touching. 

Let me know if you purchase Fire in the Pasture, and how you liked it. I know I'm very much looking forward to reading the poetry of some friends and acquaintances whom I feel fortunate to know in the small way I do. 

Thank you Eric and Tyler for all your hard and inspired work!

Reader Comments (11)

Congratulations!!! Wonderful news. You are a talented writer/poet. I wish I knew where to start with poetry. I do feel a little intimidated by it, I suppose. I don't get the symbolism right away. I have to ponder it. I guess I am a literal person and poetry is more symbolic and can have many meanings. Not a bad thing of course but fiction is difficult for me let alone the emotions of poetry, I really like the literal non-fictional type of documentary reading. I would be interested in picking up some poetry though not only for me but so I can teach the kids about it over the years. These are things I didn't learn that I would like them to. Do you have an author or authors that I should read (besides/in addition to this book?) Congratulations, again!

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGabrielle Valentine

Thank you!

Gabby, some of my favourite poems, off the top of my head, (ones that a newbie poetry-reader has a chance of understanding and appreciating) are:

Hate Poem by Julie Sheehan (especially this one, lately)
Adam and Eve's Dog by Richard Garcia ("All scholars agree that it had a white tip on its tail")
From the Manifesto of the Selfish by Stephen Dunn (totally "get" this one)
The Iceberg Theory by Gerald Locklin (conveys my thoughts most-times about contemporary poetry)

These ones are quite funny.

Then there's:

Always by Pablo Neruda (so yum)
Worked Late on a Tuesday Night by Deborah Garrison (so relate to this one)
Fable of the Mermaid and the Drunks by Pablo Neruda (just beautiful)
Poem About Morning by William Meredith ("Life is some kind of loathesome hag / Who is forever threatening to turn beautiful")
i thank You God for most this amazing by e.e. cummings ("greenly" <--swoon!)
The Cinnamon Peeler's Wife by Michael Ondaatje (impossible to not like this poem)
Death of a Young Son by Drowning by Margaret Atwood (wow)
Poem by Al Purdy (good to read more than once, I love him)
Moderation Is Not a Negation of Intensity, But Helps Avoid Monotony by John Tagliabue (good for me to read every month)
Dog's Death by John Updike (heartbreaking, heartbreaking, heartbreaking)
Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front by Wendell Berry ("Practice resurrection")
Perfection Wasted by John Updike (captures perfectly the self-concerned worry of death)
The Devil's Wife by Carol Ann Duffy (LOVE her. She's got so much bite.)
Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy (anti-sentimental)
I Go Back to May 1937 by Sharon Olds (I so relate to this one)

So many more.

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNatasha

Yay! I can't wait to read your recommendations!

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

Well done, Natasha! I have already ordered the book.

September 17, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSusan Horner

You rock. I wish I "got" poetry, or could write it. I do think a lot of poetry is very, very beautiful and sometimes lyrical. And yet it does intimidate me; I still haven't read all the poetry you have posted on this site.

September 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKimberly

Thank you, Kimberly.

September 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNatasha

Working on this anthology was a pleasure, Natasha. I did my best to include a wide range of poetries, so there should be something in there for everyone---and every poet's there for good reason, so you shouldn't be suspicious that you were included. Unless you know something I don't know... ;)

September 20, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

Congrats! I can't wait to read it.
Here are some opportunities I just found. I thought you might be interested in the dark poetry and lyrics antho with Dark eye glances. Although I haven't listened to your poems yet so . . maybe they're not dark?
http://pbackwriter.blogspot.com/2011/09/sub-ops-ten.html

September 20, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEmily S

Congratulations on your publication! I'm looking forward to the anthology as well. I was curious to see who else was in it and was pleasantly surprised to find another Canadian Mormon poet! Evidently there's at least two of us :)

BTW, excellent poetry recommendations. If I could offer a few other poems you might like, I'd suggest Philip Levine's "My Father With Cigarette Twelve Years Before the Nazis Could Break His Heart" and "Letters for the Dead," as well as Leslie Norris' "His Father Singing." And pretty much anything from Li-Young Lee's first two books: "Rose" and "The City In Which I Love You"

September 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNeil Aitken

Congratulations to you, too, Neil. Nice to "meet" you. Happily looking forward to reading your poetry recommendations.

September 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNatasha

Oh, but one thing, Neil: I'm no longer Mormon.

September 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNatasha

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